Apple to stream live event to mass of nerds

Steve Jobs was pretty pissed last time when all those damn bloggers kept taking down his precious wi-fi, so for their event tomorrow, they are finally opening up to the public and streaming the entire thing live on their home page. Finally, common folks can to sit at their desks and eat lunch while a man in a black turtle neck sells them things that he knows will be obsolete in 3 months.

All you need to check it out is a Mac running Safari, an iPhone or an iPad.  Regular Windows nerds should call that one hipster friend that they secretly despise.

This Apple nerd is pulling for an update to the Apple TV (so I can finally get rid of satellite) and an update to iOS 4 for the iPad.  I swear to God, if Steve mentions anything about a new iPhone, I’m going to go get $200 worth of quarters and shove them directly in his hard drive.

If you’re in the Central Time Zone, the event starts at 12 noon.  You can view it at apple.com